Kirk Novak: Le Chat Menu

This is so funny, I have to pass it on! Thanks, Kirk Novak!

Drinkers with Writing Problems

LE CHAT MENU

Aperitif

Oily water standing in a ceramic bowl with bits of leftover frozen vegetables served from a sink basin

Dripping faucet

Entree

iPhone charging cable*

Sticky spot on a piece of hardwood floor

Catch your own flying bug

Plat Principal

Fried chicken bones served in a trash bin

One “live for now” mouse*

Dessert et Digestif

Milk from a knocked over glass

A selection of fresh fruit pieces gently rolled across a filthy kitchen floor

*denotes house specialty

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